Sittin’ in front of my TV

Watchin’ the mornin’ news.

I’m sittin’ in front of my TV

Watchin’ the morning’ news.

They’s talkin’ all kinds of bullshit

An’ I got the corona blues.

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I used to have some money.

I used to paint the town.

Yeah I used to have some money.

I used to paint the town.

Now all the bars are closed an’

Both my stocks and me are down.

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Some blame it all on China.

(They shouldn’t eat no dog.)

Some blame it all on China.

(They shouldn’t eat no dog.)

Me I don’t care how it started,

I jus’ sit and write my blog.

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If I had some toilet paper,

I’d wipe myself all day.

If I had some toilet paper,

I’d wipe myself all day.

But Costco got no paper.

Guess I’ll buy me a bidet.

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Talkin’ with my son now,

A board game we do play.

I’m talkin’ with my son now,

A board game we do play.

But it’s hard to reach the dice when

You sit six feet away.

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President on my TV.

Top o’ the evenin’ news.

President on my TV.

He’s top o’ the evenin’ news.

He’s talkin’ all kinds of bullshit

An’ I got the corona blues.

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Pete Simons